Map it and Fap it
1. the act of google-mapping the address of your crush’s house (mapping it) and proceeding to beat off outside her window. (fapping it)
2. the shy guy’s alternative to mark it and park it
ex:
poor johnny was just too shy to try and pick up lisa at the bar so he decided to map it and fap it to her.
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