map (minor attracted person)
whitewashed term for a pedophile.
person a: “my friends harvey and bill are map (minor attracted person), but i accept everyone for who they are.”
person b: “map? do you mean they are a couple of peder-sses? they are sickos that want to have s-x with children?”
person a:”yeah but i don’t judge people because i too am a nutbag — i vote democrat.”
person b: “i want off this planet…”
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