Maple Leaf Mustache
in relation to canada’s history, the maple leaf mustache involves the act of a man masturbating with maple syrup in a heavily wooded area while wearing a canadian flag draped over his shoulders as to cover his -n-l area, then at the point of -j-c-l-t–n, grabbing the nearest woodland animal (preferably a large one like a mountain lion, black bear or deer)then firing a rocket load on the stunned animals lips, smear it in with the head of the p-n-s and shout in exhausted ecstacy “f-ck me with a molson bottle!!!”
dean asked if his friend at staples if he was able to pull off the maple leaf mustache. his buddy told him that he got about 70% of it complete, but the chipmunk almost took off the helmet with one ferocious bite.
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