Maple Leafs Sports & Entertainment
maple leafs sports & entertainment is a professional sports company with its headquarters in toronto, ontario. valued at 1.75 billion usd, they have many -ssets including the toronto maple leafs, the toronto marlies, the toronto raptors, the toronto fc, and the air canada centre.
unfortunately (or fortunately for their compet-tion), they are 80% owned by the ontario teachers’ pension plan, who don’t give 2 sh-ts about sports, except to collect their pensions and go to sleep every night laughing at how much the leafs, the raptors, and the fc fail year after year.
justin bieber is a disgrace to music as maple leafs sports & entertainment is a disgrace to sports.
if maple leafs sports & entertainment got $1 from every person in toronto every time one of their teams made the playoffs, mlse will have $0.
the amount that maple leafs sports & entertainment cares about its teams can be compared to the amount of success ron wilson has as a coach, which is negative infinity.
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