maple sauce
the disgusting salty “treat” drink that comes from a canuck’s shlong as he -j-c-l-t-s into a woman’s orifices.
“d-mn. his maple sauce tasted like tim horton’s donuts after it was left in a container of play-do for a month.”, said stefanie.
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