Maple Switch
1) a pancake themed canadian swinger party;
2) blindfolding your partner and then switching places with a friend covered in syrup to hide their smell;
3) an electronic trigger attached to an automated maple syrup harvester.
“hey jon, you going to shirley’s maple switch tonight?”
“i would, but i hate pancakes and naked canadians. cuz i’m racist.”
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