Maple Thrust


when one person puts his syrup-soaked p-n-s into another person’s -sshole with vigor.

h-m-s-xuality is not required, but may be perceived by any viewers.
ned encouraged his roommates to maple thrust him because he wanted to prove he gets weirder than them when he’s drunk. his -sshole hurt the next day.

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