Mara
the best name on earth.
myself, mara wilson, marigolds.
a girl who is completely stellar in every way. enjoys sky train rides and often ribbit belching. is known to bite so it is advisable to wear protection. if found, keep her away from jello shooters and especially shots of vodka. comes with the innate ability to verbally castrate however saves this ace-up-the-sleeve for only the most severe cases of douchebagtosis. irresistable voice and is known to be a siren, luring poor emo kids to death by pleasure. threatens the masculinity of certain douche fairies whilst still remaning the perfect example of the ideal woman.
–warning – is known to give a really ..hard time–
wow that girl is not even close to a mara!
the greatest person you will ever meet. not only is she s-xy but she is also strange and weird in the best way, which makes her unique to all those who are lucky enough to have her as a friend. the stories she has to tell are unlke any you have heard making her as interesting as the picture of kitties she has in her possession. and on top of all that she has a nice -ss.
she is such a mara.
-mad s-xy
-a rare breed of woman that exudes s-xiness and a scent of pure loveliness
-a goddess
-men wildly crave her
-brilliant in every way
-breaks hearts of men, leaving them begging for more
-complete wild child
-men dream about constantly
-absolutely irresistible
guy 1 “man, i met a mara at a party last night. she was unbelievable.”
guy 2 “a mara?! no way, man. every guy wants a mara.”
guy 1 “it was insane.”
guy 2 “i bet. i wish i was you last night!”
devil that tempted buddha
mara came to me in my sleep.
the goddess mara the goddess of winter, the air, forgiveness, mercy and comp-ssion
physical attributes: mara is typically depicted as a beautiful young woman with “hair the shade of deepest fire”. thus she is mostly shown with red hair and an expression of sympathy on her face.
the most famous tale of her comp-ssion is the myth of mara and ã„sdir in the â‘tower of silenceâ’. it is when she seens him suffering that her heart stirs and mercy and comp-ssion are born into the world through her. as the goddess of the air, she summons the clouds to spell out the lines: “â“and throughout all eternity, / i forgive you, you forgive meâ”(in aren this reads: â“av hielt alle evighaiten / ich tilgi du , du tilgist mich. â“)
today, she is the most popular of the norse g-ds. the 19th century author, isaac rosenheim explained her appeal, noting that “mara is the mercy we all need, the comp-ssion that makes the world beautiful. aurora may have been the goddess of s-xuality and love, but it is my belief that mara was the embodiment of true love. unflinching, unconditional kindness and sincerity – the kind which has characterized the aren since the beginning of time to the present day.
mara is the mercy we all need” “mara’s hair is the shade of the deepest fire
mara is the most amazing person you’ll ever meet shes got a body of s-xyness. shes amazing at sports and is a lot of fun on dates. i wish i could spend all the time in the world with her. also she has the nicest -ss around. i just love her so much
harry- man did you see mara’s -ss
berries- no i missed it
harry- good, because its mine, you better not be looking at it or ill tear you up
berries- ok ok i gotcha.
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