Mararthon
a grueling 26.2 mile race of drinking in which you run, walk, and use any means necessary (i.e. public transportation) to complete the route. unlike a marathon, in a mararthon the goal is not for time-the goal is to finish and drink as much as possible while you do. water stations do not serve water, instead you are served alcohol-lots of alcohol.
the water stations in the mararthon were clutch in keeping me drunk.
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