marathon dating
a date that lasts longer than normal, maybe 2 or 3 days… usually involving a lot of long lasting tantra s-x.
yo john, what time did you drop off jane after your date?
“nah, man. i didn’t drop her off. she stayed for 3 days we were marathon dating!”
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