marbelized poo
when you have so much -n-l s-x your poo is intertwined with sperm. it looks like a steak that has fat running throughout it. we call that a marbleized steak. you get the same effect with sperm filled sh-t.
doctor: i’m afraid you have a severe blockage of marbelized poo lodged in your colon.
patient: i was b-m humped by three men last night. is it bad that i pretended i was p-ssed out at a party, but i wasn’t? i enjoyed every waking moment of it.
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