Marble Balls
when a man is cold, and his t-st-cl-s shrink so badly that they feel as small as marbles.
guy 1: dude, it’s so cold. it has to be about 5 degrees.
guy 2: hah, you probably got marble b-lls right now.
1. when someones b-lls show up on an x-ray.
2. when the guys t-st-cl-s are so hard and cold, it could be those of bill clinton.
aaaaargh! hillary whacked those marble b-lls!
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