Marble Frosted
(verb) – the action of defecating on a s-xual partner’s (or unsuspecting victim’s) face and then -j-c-l-t-ng in the horizontal or vertical motion across the excrement.
inflected forms: marble frosting, marble frost
“my girlfriend was h-ssling me to pay the overdue electric bill and mow the lawn so i marble frosted that b-tch!”
–former supreme court justice melvin r. st-rdenberg ii
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