March15
international t-rd at work day
an internationally agreed date to clench your -ss cheeks for 12 hours prior to march 15th, and then stink out your employer provided conveniences with your rotten bowel fodder, and greasy buckshot. just for the h-ll of it.
a more radical approach in recent years has been to grab the more solid t-rds, and use as a rudimentary crayon to draw a giant smiley face in the nearest wall, with the phrase ‘eat it roberts’ underneath.
yesterday, in preparation for march15 – tony ate a mixed grill of eggs, cabbage, guiness, bran, nut roast, cornflour (for stodge) and pickled figs.
this morning, after a hard sneeze, he had ‘march15’ ‘ed all over the office.
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