Marco Materazzi
one of italy’s greatest heroes. together with fabio grossso, materazzi led the italian national football team to a wonderful victory in the 2006 world cup. he did at least 90% of the entire team’s job by scoring the equalizer during the final match against france, as a retaliation to france’s terrorist attack carried out by a north african criminal known as “zizou”, who was later captured and given a lifetime ban from football fields (which frenchs still believe was a volountary retirement) after headb-tting his imperial highness marco materazzi.
tornando a casa, troverete i bambini. date una carezza ai vostri bambini e dite: “questa è la carezza di marco materazzi”
see: immature, f-g, sore loser, italian girls.
some f-cking n-body that would have remained unknown to the rest of the world for his entire life had he not provoked zinedine zidane into headb-tting him.
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