Mardigan
a cardigan worn by men. many consider this an essential piece of clothing to be worn at all times. it has a cult following in oxford, where it’s use has been pioneered by none other than j-clay himself.
you look nice tonight, i like your mardigan
a cardigan worn by a male, with varying degrees of fabulousness.
mister rogers was an extremely famous and well-loved mardigan-wearer. rufus humphrey, a character in gossip girl, has recently taken to wearing mardigans while counseling his son on teen pregnancy.
worn by that friend you aren’t quite sure of; the mardigan says “i’m not dangerous” to the ladies, at the expense of saying “hey sailor” to the boys.
the aspiring metros-xual should be well equipt with a mardigan.
“man, steve is on fire tonight…”
“yeah, must be the mardigan”
“hey, can i buy you a drink”
“sorry dude, i’m not actually…”
“oh, my bad, just -ssumed on account of fetching woolpiece”
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