Margaret Thatcher

evil emperess of britain between 1979 – 1990. eventually thrown down a mine shaft by darth heseltine in a leadership contest.
“your overconfidence is your weakness”
“your faith in your friends is yours”

“you have done well lord lamont. soon the strikers will be crushed”

“wipe them out all of them” (socialists)
the longest serving prime minister from 1979-1990 and first and as of 2006, the only female prime minister of united kingdom. as well as the leader of the conservative party.

the british’s opinion on thatcher is very divided and split into two camps; those who hate her and those who admire her. the deep divisions continues to this very day, the view of thatcher from one side is that she was responsible for the fall of the trade unions in the uk, and exhibited ruthless behaviour towards the miners and other blue-collar workers. however, those on the opposing side of the debate believe that thatcher brought britain back up from it’s knees when it was facing a major financial crisis pre-1979 due to the aftermath of ww2 and the creation of the welfare state in 1948.

eventually after a decade in power, in 1990, mainly due to the public backlash of the poll tax, thatcher was forced out of government by her own cabinet members and was succeeded by john major.

it is likely that the british will a strong opinion on thatcher for a long time yet, as demonstrated in some of defintions left by other users.
margaret thatcher is like marmite – you either love her or hate her.
80’s milk sn-tching n-z-
‘a little local difficulty’ the t-tle of the chapter in her autobiography concerning the poll tax.
worst thing ever to happen to the country. drove the economy, job market and country into the ground, repeatedly, at speed.

living (well, sort of) proof that the torys are evil beyond belief.
margret thatcher and nigel lawson cl-sterf-cked england until it bled.
although not a direct insult, margaret thatcher is used as a yardstick to test public hatred for politicians. although tony blair has tried hard in his ten years as prime minister he will be devastated to leave office without even 50% of the villification maggie achieved.

‘mrs thatcher the milk sn-tcher’, ‘maggie’ or ‘crazy old b-tch’ as she was affectionately known steered the uk through important and necessary structural economic changes to ensure the compet-tiveness of britain’s economy.

she did this in the most dispicably mean spirited and evil manner, by forcing hardship and unemployment upon millions of people, removing role models and providing a whole generation with a sub standard education. this is conclusive evidence of s-xual equlity as she proved a feminine ability to be more ruthless than the most evil men.

she was instrumental with ronald reagan in defeating the soviets during the cold war. maggie was also called the ‘iron lady’, reputably coined by the russians p-ssed at her tough negotiating stance but more likely due to the kgb discovering she is actually a borg (cyborg).

some disputed facts:

this evil wizened old hag has been medically certified as having the largest t-st-cl-s in britain.

some claim that contrary to being a cyborg her heartlessness stems from from an infection that developed in cobwebs that built up in her p-ssy over many years that then went on to putrify her internal organs.

after ‘suffering’ a stroke (the first in over 50 years) she now closely resembles a melted manequin but with lower powers of mental reasoning.

although it is yet to be officially announced it is widely believed that her ‘death’ will be celebrated by a national holiday which will include the burning of her effigy.

it is widely believed that she and lord lamont used to drink each others p-ss whilst sacrificing kittens by burning them on an electric hob.

maggies late husband dennis had not been sober since their wedding day and could not have been more emasculated were he a eunach.

she alledgely b-tt f-cked bush seniour in the oval office with a crude ‘strap-on’ which consisted of a un-plained 4×2 secured to the previously mentioned cobwebs.
person a: hitler is the most despicable creature to have lived, he was a crazed tyrant that ordered the genocide of millions of people and caused devastation to most of the world.

person b: aren’t you forgetting margaret thatcher?

person a: oh yea, she was a brutal c-nt.
someone whose grave i cannot wait to p-ss on. is george bush as a woman. they both have that same “n-bel brow”.
i cannot wait to p-ss on margaret thatcher’s grave.
prime minister of uk between 1979 and 1990. first female, and given what she did to the country, probably the last female. granted the powers to the eu that the conservative party now complained about. had an unjustified war with argentina and killed tens of thousands of people overa bunch of frozen rocks when diplomacy would have got us back the islands that meant nothing to everyone in mainland uk and lots to the little racist people on them. trebled unemployment, shut down the mines (it is now worked out that if she left them alone, then it would have made the country a profit, rather than costing millions and putting thousands on the dole). oh, and a little thing called the poll tax.

in other words, the most overrated leader of the uk since the monarchy was in charge.
tory: margaret thatcher was the best thing that ever happened to this country. she put all those poor people in their place.

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