maria grace
the sweetest person you will ever meet. she is the bomb dot com. she lights up every room, and brings a smile to every face. if you have a maria grace in your life you should treasure her because she is one in a million!
ted: i was having a bad day, but i know it’s about to get a heck of a lot better!
sue: why?
ted: maria grace just got here!
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