mariadurning
maria durning is amazing, beautiful, perfect and a great human being. most people consider her as a ride or say she has a s-xy -ss. she is the most amazing person you can ever meet. her eyes are given from the angels, they are more amazing than any stars. they are usually a beautiful bright blue or green. she usually goes for hot blond guys. you are honoured to know a mariadurning.
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