Marilyn

1. marilyn monroe was a famous celebrity that everyone considered one of the s-xiest woman in the world.

2. one of the coolest people ever. marilyns are cooler than the ice in your freezer! you’d be lucky to know a girl named marilyn.
did you know john f. kennedy had an affair with marilyn monroe?

bill:that girl marilyn is so cool. did you know she was named after marilyn monroe?
bob:is that why she’s so s-xy?
the coolest people on the planet.

us marilyns know whether or not your parents ever cared about you–through your name. if you were named sarah or rachel, your parents didn’t think too hard about what kind of name to give you, and that obviously means that they didn’t care about you. us marilyns–our parents actually gave a sh-t about us and put some real thought into how we will be addressed throughout our lives–and gave us the coolest name in on the f-cking planet, marilyn!!

we aren’t named after maryland. surprisingly, most people think so, and therefore most people are r-t-rded.

looks really cool in cursive.

none of us were ever named after marilyn monroe. but we sometimes lie about it as a conversation starter.

they are great lovers.

often nicknamed “marijuana.”

hott b-tches.

marilyn: “hi i’m marilyn.”
other person with a boring–ss name: “whoa, really? like the state?”
marilyn: “no, dumb-ss, marilyn.”
a girl that is beyond any other. she is beautiful, intelligent, and fun to be around. wen your around her, you get a sense of happiness that makes you wanna stay near her in a non-creeper/stalkerish way. she loves and is loved but wen things come down to it, her decisions will ultimately be what she believes is ryt and beneficial.
boy 1: who is that?

boy 2: oh! thats my friend marilyn. :d

boy 1: really? mind if u introduce me?

boy 2: sure. she’s a great friend.
s-xy -ss b-tch with great b–bs, great -ss, and a rocking body. a girl named marilyn is always s-xy, smart, and confident. youd be lucky to know a marilyn because they are always a good time. great lovers and loyal friends.
guy: you see that s-xy chick over there? d-mn what a hottie shes got it all.

other guy: yeah, dude, that must be marilyn.
a very beautiful, gorgeous loyal woman fun to be around. will always make you laugh. she loves to be happy and almost always is. she believes in almost everything. doesn’t judge others. marilyn’s are usually very slim, has curves. nice b-tt & average b–bs.

she takes no sh-t from others, is very confident & is proud of who she is.

marilyn’s love their name.
person 1: woah, that’s “marilyn.”? i like her personality.

person 2: i know right! she’s so funny, marilyn is amazing!
a marilyn is a hot teenager , a major turn on, & everyone wants to be with one. takes no sh-t from no one & is very confident. likes to be considered as a hoe because men really go after this one. has cl-ss, style. and makes other girls jealous. making out, parting, and freaking would be what a marilyn would be remember of!
guy:thats marilyn rite there!

guy 2:i heard shes pretty bomb.

guy:oh she most defiantly is!!
a gorgeous girl that is really popular and perfect. has an amazing personality and is amazing altogether
dude 1: dude look, there’s a marilyn!

dude 2: aw sweet

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