marinara rights
you have the right to a spaghetti dinner. if you do not like the bread sticks provided to you, you may bring your own. you can not change the bread sticks for any other side. do you have any questions?
officer # 1: ” read him his marinara rights”
officer # 2: ” you have the right to a spaghetti dinner. if you do not like the bread sticks provided to you, you may bring your own. you can not change the bread sticks for any other side. do you have any questions?”
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