marinating salmon
an extreme s-xual act in which one fills a kiddie-pool with -n-l lube and then both partners lay in it and “marinate” in the lube for at least 30 minutes. after marinating, the partners engage in a four hour long dirty -n-l s-xual marathon.
brittany is incapable of walking after our marinating salmon last sunday.
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