marine biology
(too many of the strippers i’ ve met have claimed to be stripping to pay for their marine biology tuition. so much that i now believe its a subversive hint for oral s-x. but know one has clued me in if this is true or just coincidence)
marine biology: a coded phrase that entails you paying for her/him/h-sh- to go down on you with a monetary transaction prior. this coded message was created to avoid any legal fault in court. of course often young men mistake this coded message for literal meaning, in which the man now believes he’s found a intelligent stripper thats wants to have an open relationship with her.
misty “i’m not really a stripper, i actually study marine biology”
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