mario kart 8
the greatest racing game to ever racing game.
you wanna come to my house to play mario kart 8, fam?
the one game that take all hatred and puts it into a game with a full 32 maps to race on and a roster full of koopalings and babies. also, it has red sh-lls aka the bane of my existence, and probably yours. oh, and it has an annoying rubberbanding ai system. good luck and have fun with this game. overall, it’s a fun game.
you: hey, wanna come to my house to play mario kart 8?
friend: no, never again shall i come to your house you play that game!
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