Mario Karted
to be in the lead in something or to have a streak of success, only to have your success sn-tched away from you at the last moment, possibly through unfair or unjust means on the part of the person beating you.
popularised from the game’s frequent result in which a 1st place can be sn-tched away just before the finish line with a powerup.
can be used as a more friendly version of c-ckblocked.
“i was so close to making out with this girl, but then bill mario karted the h-ll out of me by buying her a drink before i could”
an act performed during s-xual intercourse. when your partner is about to reach climax you throw a banana peel in (his, her) mouth, and then smack (him, her) in the head with a turtle sh-ll.
i met this chick at the bar last night, and she was p-ssed when i mario karted her while we were hooking up.
being in 1st place on the third lap in mario kart. and being 10 seconds from the finish line, when you get smacked by a blue sh-ll, then a red sh-ll, then knocked off the course, brought back in by lakitu, hit by a bullet bill, and a star, causing you to fall off again, and then you finish in 12th place
player 1: i’m about to win!
-blue sh-ll-
-red sh-ll-
-knocked off-
-ran over by bullet-
-hit by starman-
-falls off again-
-finishes last-
player 1: nevermind, i just got mario karted
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