mariocrastinate
when playing super mario, wasting time jumping on goombas and dancing around, then running frantically at the end to speed through the level to finish before time runs out.
dude, i feel like such a loser, i’ve mastered how to mariocrastinate. i even memorized the times you need get from one portal to the next.
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