Marion, Illinois
home to the mhs wildcats and the si miners, this overly-pretentious small town has been dubbed the “hub of the universe” by its aged mayor of 51 years. sadly, this town has very little to offer in the form of entertainment, usually causing the youth to resort to drinking, drugs, or street racing. the best parts of the town include the carnegie library, joe’s records, and the occasional weekend night spent at marion lake (ask a local about it’s location).
guy #1: “hey man! wanna go to marion, illinois this weekend?!?”
guy #2: “h-ll no! why would we do that unless we’re getting wasted or street racing?!?”
guy #1: “oh yeah, i totally forgot”
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