marital marijuana
therapeutic use of marijuana, intended to ease the suffering of people in terminally sick and dysfunctional relationships. marital marijuana minimizes adverse reactions to chronic spousal toxicity (cst). while it does not improve the relationship, patients report they just don’t care anymore.
“hey, pal, what happened to your hand?”
“i punched a hole in the wall when my wife complained the diamond in her ring is too small.”
“that looks painful; you taking anything for it?”
“yea, my doctor prescribed marital marijuana. my hand still hurts, the hole is still there, my wife is still unhappy… but i really don’t give a cr-p anymore.”
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