Mark

a relatively small human being known as a dwarf or a oompa loompa often teased by others for his disability as an oompa loompa
look at that mark it’s so weird
the most s-xy, erotic, flirtatious, hot stuff, bootylicious 4 letter word you’ll ever see. if you spell it backwards, you get kram which according to urban dictionary means smoking weed/ganja/herb; how cool is that! i know you’re impressed. if you take the mark out of supermarket, all you’re left with is superet and that’s pretty stupid cause why would you go out to the superet, it makes no sense. mark means warlike, especially in bed if ya know what i mean. its definitely the coolest word/name ever cause if you spell it frontwards and backwards, its different!!!
on your mark, get set, go!
noun. a person identified as an easy target, or “sucker”. a mark is always the short end of a joke or scam, and is never let in on whats going on. a mark is usually being cheated out of money. it’s origin is from old english traveling carnivals from the late 1800s to early 1900s, where workers would refer to people paying to see thier made up shows and games a “mark”. not from urban gangsters like most people think. mark is also the origin to the term “smark” or “smart mark” which is a person who know’s he/she is being scamed.
this town has a lot of marks.
no words to decribe him, other than “a walking god!” he is the reason you live. the sooner you accept that, the better. he may not be interested in you, yet, but wait… i did, and now he’s mine… so if theres a mark in your life that you want and find irresistable… chances are he’s interested in you, so just wait… your time will come.. i guarantee! good luck, i wish the best to you….
friend 1: “omg! who is that hottie with a body over there? he is irresistably hot. i wish he knew i was alive…. ”
friend 2: “oh him? that’s mark, of course. who doesn’t know him?”
-mark starts walking toward them-
friend 1: “omg! omg! he’s coming over here, do you think he likes me? theres now way he could, im too ugly…”
friend 2: “don’t be too sure…. he always goes for the girl that least expects it, in this case…. your the girl, good luck! hi mark!”
mark: “h-llo ladies. i was just talking to my friends, when i spotted the most beautiful person i have ever seen, so i decided to come over here and ask her out to the movies this friday. what do you say?”
friend 2: “who is the beautiful person? me, or her?”
mark: “sorry, but it’s her, not you… so, will you?”
friend 1: “omg. of course. i can’t believe you think i’m beautiful… no ones ever said that too me, besides my parents, but they have to say it…”
mark: “great, i’ll pick you up around 7:30? k?”
friend 1: “yea, it’s great. i can’t wait!”
-mark walks away-
friend 2: “what did i tell you?”
friend 1: “wow, i am so excited, and nervous, i never would have thought mark would ask me out!!! this is the best day of my life!
-thus concludes, the best day of her life, this could be you, if you know a mark… just wait…. your time will come-
extreme; too intense for words; incredibly intelligent; works hard and plays even harder; loves deeply; very tender and caring; protective of those he loves; athletic and outdoorsy; s-xy; gifted in bed; will always make you laugh
the only thing missing in my life was mark.
so easy to fall in love with mark.. he makes you laugh when your trying to be mad at him, and gives you the cutest kisses on the forhead. hes very loyal and a genuine guy. he will tell you the truth, and is very truthful with anything you ask. hes amazing so don’t ever give a mark up. they are the best thing you”ll ever have..
; mark is the best boyfriend anyone can ever have, dont let em’ go.
the s-xiest, smartest thing alive. derived from the bible “mark” is a walking god. it would be an honor to know someone by this name. should you ask something of him, he will know the perfect answer. it is for this reason that he is a lady pleaser. also because he has a slong like a black man down to his knees.
joe: wow! look a living mark
tom: holy moly! i wish i was like him
joe: yeah i know. hes great
a name given to the coolest, funniest, most popular, and most enjoyable males in the world.
joe: haha, this guy is hilarious
tom: yeah he’s really the life of the party
tim: hahaha, he just gave someone the arabian sandgoggles
sandy: must be mark

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