Mark Johnson


a slang term for weed invented by griffin and brad.

dude, don’t hog the mark johnson.
you: hey dude, did you bring the weed?
friend: dude be quite. my mom’s over there.
you: oh sorry. did you bring the “mark johnson”?

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