Mark Messier


verb: when you’re f-cking a girl and ur friends are all watching from the closet in rangers/oilers jerseys, u proceed to -j-c-l-t- p-rn-style on her face and then beat the living sh-t out of her, breaking her nose, causing a strawberry shortcake and knocking out several of her teeth.
i didn’t really like f-cking samantha that much, it was really good when u guys helped me out after i climaxed, video taping and helping out with the mark messier afterward. now i am a millionaire from selling copies of the video on the internet.

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