mark phillips
the baddest mother f-cker to ever walk the earth. 5 pounds of d-ck 10 pounds of b-lls and hair on every square inch. like some kind of bad-ss miniature bigfoot.
better watch out for that mark phillips mother f-cker, he’s a bad dude.
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