Mark Pontius
drummer for foster the people and the s-xiest motherf-cker alive today. girls literally -rg-sm upon just hearing his nickname ‘ponsi’. he likes socks, cats, and donuts…it doesn’t get any hotter than that. created by the heavens to make us suffer from an overdose of s-xual frustration, pontius likes to taunt girls by surfing, being blonde, and staying single. nothing compares to him, the perfection radiates from his very soul.
“oh did you see that new picture of mark pontius skateboarding? excuse me while i go change my underwear.”
“i just saw a picture of mark pontius looking directly in the camera, this is the second time today that i’ll have to take a pregnancy test.”
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