MarkBar™


(märk`bär)n.
a break-through scientific event of granola bars discovered by mark twain henley the third, during the 1990’s. the markbar™ is a granola bar composed of raw element which can cause adrenaline and increase of testosterone within a matter of minutes. many people in language arts cl-sses search for these bars to increase their energy. but they are only for emergency purposes.;
slang. something that gives you energy.
bob–“dude, i need a markbar™.”

jim–“yeah me too.”

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