Marked&Bloched


to be marked&bloched means that you got to know a guy pretty well on facebook. you sent him naked pictures of yourself, enjoyed s-xchatting and set up a date to meet him. you fly to meet this guy/gal and after the s-x you realize that he/she will never talk to you again and before you even get home they have defriended and blocked you on facebook.
i just got marked&bloched! i’m never meeting someone online again!

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