Market Dave
market dave is a living legend in the south manchester area of sale and altrincham. he collects used fruit boxes from the markets in the surrounding area. its rumoured that he is a millionaire that lives in a huge house in hale. dave pushes a home made cart around that has recently had a sign attached that readspimp my ride for more info on market dave see facebook group all hail market dave
market dave is a man that pushs a cart down washway rd
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