Markus

the most s-xiest male alive; attracts any girl with either humor or flirtatious desires.
known to be the best husbands out there.
i love that guy markus, theres just something about him that i like
a really awesome kid. markus’s are known to be very funny, kind, and can sometimes obtain superpowers. when playing basketball or hockey, they can score without even looking at the net. they are also very good in bed.
that kid’s so funny, bet his name is markus.

my god, he just pulled a markus.

that things huge! is your name markus?
litterally the most amazing misunderstood soul you will ever meet. deserves to be happy, yet cannot be because of silly people! but by tonight will be happy. yes you are reading this correctly mr. bwahahaha now smile markus your amazing 🙂
me: you are such a markus
person 1: thanks man that’s such an honor
a man who has a giving and loving heart of gold. he has a smile and a laugh that will make any girl instantly fall in love. he is always true to his word and faithful in a relationship. he always looks for ways to please people, and finds ways to make everything better. he is the best friend and lover anyone could have. it’s even been said he has some sort of super power, and is the worlds greatest video gamer!
angel: markus is the most amazing person in the universe !
this word refers to a man who is totally capable of bringing happiness and wholeness to any woman whos name is joyce. because together they become a perfect pair. markus is the very definition of man. any individual who knows of this markus, consider yourself lucky.
markus and joyce are the cutest couple ive ever known!!

hey joyce! have you met markus yet? i think you guys should go out!

omg! did you see markus today? he looks incredibly s-xy today.
markus is the most awesome man in the whole existence.
he is mostly know for his unhumanly high iq and superhuman strength.
his voice makes everyone have an eargasm especially def people.
he can make you rip your clothes of and make love to him just by looking at you. and also he is fantastic in bed.
he used to be a god, but is was to lame for him.
he is super s-xy and handsome.
that is gigantic, is your name markus?
is that gods face, or makus?
a douche who is obsessed with their own -n-s, as well as everyone else’s. characteristics of a mark-us are an undeserved sense of self-worth, a know-it-all att-tude, metro s-xual clothing, a very disturbing fondness for the trombone, and an all-consuming fear that n-body actually likes you.
did you see that guy beating off with trombone grease? what a mark-us!

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