Marlana and Haley
the greatest people you’ll ever meet. beautiful beyond belief. never follows always leaders. these 2 are bound too brighten your day, no matter what! funny, sweet, caring, just all-around amazing. <3 "you losers better watch out for marlana and haley. them b-tches are the sh-t. everyone wishes to be in their presence."
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