Marlboro Virginia Blend
the best cigarette out there. comes in a beautiful silver pack lined with gold, adorned by the cl-ssic blue tobacco stamp on top of the pack. what smooth operators smoke. finally when they printed “20 cl-ss a cigarettes on the bottom”, they meant it. extremely repulsive to newport smokers. that’s because most newport smokers don’t know what a real cigarette is like. when i b-m these cigarettes to people it’s like giving away my kids. the only thing s-xier and more attractive than a pack of marlboro virginia blend is jennifer connelly.
smooth operator: wow, that guy has cl-ss, he’s smoking that new marlboro virginia blend!
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