Marlijn
1. a dutch name, for both boys and girls.
the typical marlijn is of average height, likes reading, internet and p-rn. marlijn has a really short attention span and is therefore practically doomed when it comes to long term relationships.
2. an italian slang word for a pizza made of the most awesome ingrediënts you can think of. the marlijn originates from the word malandrin, which means smart–ss.
1.
person 1: ‘i’ve been trying for áges to set marlijn up with my friends, but she keeps losing his focus after two weeks, it’s só annoying!
person 2: ‘i know what you mean, maybe she should start a relationship with her m-ssive collection of internet p-rn.
2.
caller: ‘can i have your most awesome pizza?’
restaurant owner: ‘yes, ofcourse, sir! coming right up!’
restaurant owner: ‘antonio, i need three pizza’s salame, and one marlijn pizza! and hurry it up!’
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