Marmitification
the act of marinading oneself in a bath tub of marmite with the purpose of blackening oneself up in antic-p-tion of a night out with the opposite s-x who are attracted by a being with darker skin.
jim – hey bob you out tonight?
bob – nah boss, i’m going out tomorrow with kelsey and the gang…!
jim – you’ll never pull them!
bob – yeah i’ve contemplated this and decided an evening of marmitification is the only option.
jim – worth a go…
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