marpenter
a guy who defends a broke girl from douchebag drug dealers who will give her drugs only if she’ll have s-x with them
girl: yo, will you front me some weed?
douchebag dealer: just slide and we can tree
girl: eww! you -sshole! that’s prost-tution
dealer: chill out
marpenter: no you chill out, d-ckwad! (then beats his -ss like the terminator would)
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m-ssage with a happy ending. i’m tired meeting these broke girls at the clubs, lets go get a m-ssagie
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