marriage finger
the use of the male partner’s finger to stimulate his partner and guide her towards s-xual release through -rg-sm. in a close relationship, her needs and reactions will have been -ssessed, and the technique will have become established. generally, the pad of the middle finger of the dominant hand (i.e. the right hand for a man who is right handed) is preferred, carefully teasing the cl-toris from the protection of its hood, and then rhythmically stroking the cl-toris until the woman’s reaction and movements indicate that she has achieved her -rg-sm. it is very important to ensure that the v-lv- and cl-toris are amply lubricated throughout the process, and that the man’s fingernails are carefully trimmed and filed to avoid causing any discomfort.
margot: “i heard you through the wall last night – you and lance are so lucky – i can hardly bear to tell you, but frank has never given me an -rg-sm since we started seeing each other.”
sarah: “have you tried spooning? he can take you from behind and reach round to use his marriage finger on your cl-t. that’s what works for me every time.”
margot: “would that work with doggy? frank loves that, and he rides me well, but he never touches me to get me over the line. i just feel so frustrated and end up going to the bathroom and having a quiet w-nklit before i can sleep.”
sarah: “it depends how long his arm is, but that should work – go for it girl! shake your booty, make some noise and tell him what you want.”
margot: “i’ll tempt him tonight – if i’m flushed in the morning you’ll know your tip worked!”
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