marriage pact
right after a husband and wife have s-x the husband stuffs his p-n-s and b-lls in his wife’s v-g-n- to keep them safe and falls asleep. for h-m-s-xuals its in your partners -sshole
mike – ” hey bro someone came into my house and punched me in the nuts while i was sleeping, how do i keep my nuts safe at night?”
jimmy – ” that never happens to me because i have a marriage pact with my wife.”
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