Marriage pussy
the diamond shaped wear on your unwashed jeans by your crotch after a couple of months of usage.
woah, nice marriage p-ssy you got there on your jeans!
thanks, dude! i’m thinking of dry cleaning them next week, i hope they turn out good!
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