marriage raped
when a significant other becomes morbidly obese resulting in a lack of chemistry between spouses.
i never thought i would feel guilty cheating, but she marriage raped me after she had my children and let herself go…
i knew things would settle down after we got hitched, but his laziness has made me lost any interest in him- i feel marriage raped!
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