Marriage Rock
when you and your bird yeah are getting serious and she’s all like “when we getting married brah” so your all like one sec sugar t-ts. (pick up a rock from your garden, has to be a pretty one yeah) give her the rock and say “cant offord a shiny one to go on your greasy finger yet so have this one instead” ladies man right there boys girls!
civilian 1: you and brian are getting pretty serious?
civilian 2: yeah we are, he proposed to me yesterday
civlian 1: oooooooooooo lets see the bling then b-tch!
(civlian 2 removes hand from pocket to reveal a large orange looking marriage rock)
civlian 1: why have you got a f-cking brick strapped to your finger?
civlian 2: i know right! he’s the best!
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