mars delight
when a guy buyes a mars bar, breaks it in half, then jerks off in to the middle, wates for a while then puts the two halves back together.
he then proceeds to give the marsbar to his girlfriend, then he gigles as she munches her way towards the delightful center.
“dude, she’s nearly at the middle!”
“no way, you mars delighted her!”
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