Mars Landing
a mars landing is performed in the dark by transferring the burning remains of your joint to the tip your burning cigarette so you don’t burn your lips. as you make the transfer, the small, glowing joint looks like it’s approaching a larger glowing orb, like the “red planet” mars.
“d-mn. i’m burning my lips. you got a clip for this joint?”
“no. but you can put it on my cigarette.”
“a mars landing. good thinking.”
Read Also:
- Nannymals
definition 1. nannymals: alternative to the word animals, amplifying their cuteness. definition 2. nannymals: elderly animals. definition 1; example 1: oh! look at all those adorable nannymals! example 2: i don’t care if people die in movies, i only care about the nannymals! definition 2 example: oh wow, these are some old nannymals, i’m surprised […]
- Nanpoppin
adj, meaning happening too much in popculture or even life, and is dislike by almost everyone. d-mn man… that f-cking kanye west bear is nanpoppin as f-ck…
- Shitbatical
the act of taking a long time in the bathroom due to the excess drinking done the night before. sandy sure has been gone a long time. where did she go? oh, she is on a sh-tbatical. she said we wont see her for an hour.
- shit cupping
when you hide a cup full of sh-t in a person’s room. if you hide it good, they wont find it, and the room will smell worse and worse and worse. i still have yet to find the cup, so ive been sleeping on the couch all week, mother f-ckers sh-t-cupped my room. sh-t cupping […]
- shiterrific
a combination of “sh-t” and “terrific” used as an adjective to describe something something particularly bad, in a mildly sarcastic tone. usually in response to a question of quality. how is that pizza? “oh, its sh-terrific.” how was your day? “sh-terrific.”