Marshallcrit
a person who will b-tch and complain about you being “whipped”. however this persons definition of the word is skewed, and anytime an accomplice hangs out with a b-tch/boy they label them whipped.
–they essense of a marshallcrit is the irony in their relationships, in which they are completely whipped, and deny it.–
they are usually lost forever to the male population despite awkwad attempts to reintegrate.
day 1
marshallcit- duuude your so whipped. if i had a girlfriend i would be in charge, i would say when were chillin, i wouldnt do sh-t for her, etc…
day 2 or whatever
person a- yo were havin a bro sesh you said you were coming last week.
marshallcrit- dude my girlfriend wants to chill today i cant now. i know you dont want me to bring her but ill get her a ride somehow. i even boughta gay turquoise v-neck to make her happy. anyways she only lets me out of my bas-m-nt on wednesdays.
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